emmydude:

punanipudding:

uselesshousenigger:

trapsical:

NOW THIS

THIIIIIISSSSSS

IS THE MOST FLAWLESS

HARLEM SHAKE

IN MODERN HISTORY

Hes been holding that in since boot camp

he is GETTING it

what!!!!!!!!!!

Since when the harlem shake came back in

(Source: youtube.com, via kegelkween)

spiritualinspiration:

Emergency Numbers:
When in sorrow - - - - call John 14 When men fail you - - - - call Psalm 27 If you want to be fruitful, - - - - call John 15 When you have sinned - - - - call Psalm 51 When you worry - - - - call Matthew 5:19-34. When you are in danger - - - - call Psalm 91. When God seems far away - - - - call Psalm 139. When your faith needs stirring - - - - call Hebrews 11. When you are lonely and fearful - - - - call Psalm 23. When you grow bitter and critical - - - - call 1 Cor. 13. For Paul’s secret to happiness - - - - call Col. 3:12-17. For idea of Christianity - - - - call 1 Cor. 5:15-19. When you feel down and out - - - - call Romans 8:31-39. When you want peace and rest - - - - call Matt. 11:25-30. When the world seems bigger than God - - - - call Psalm 90. When you want Christian assurance - - - - call Romans 8:1-30. When you leave home for labor or travel - - - - call Psalm 121. When your prayers grow narrow or selfish - - - - call Psalm 67. For a great invention/opportunity - - - - call Isaiah 55. When you want courage for a task - - - - call Joshua 1. How to get along with fellowmen - - - - call Romans 12. When you think of investments/returns - - - - call Mark 10. If you are depressed - - - - call Psalm 27. If your pocketbook is empty - - - - call Psalm 37. If your loosing confidence in people - - - - call 1 Cor. 13. If people seem unkind - - - - call John 15. If discouraged about your work - - - - call Psalm 126. If you find the world growing small, and yourself great - call Psalm 19.

spiritualinspiration:

Emergency Numbers:

When in sorrow - - - - call John 14
When men fail you - - - - call Psalm 27
If you want to be fruitful, - - - - call John 15
When you have sinned - - - - call Psalm 51
When you worry - - - - call Matthew 5:19-34.
When you are in danger - - - - call Psalm 91.
When God seems far away - - - - call Psalm 139.
When your faith needs stirring - - - - call Hebrews 11.
When you are lonely and fearful - - - - call Psalm 23.
When you grow bitter and critical - - - - call 1 Cor. 13.
For Paul’s secret to happiness - - - - call Col. 3:12-17.
For idea of Christianity - - - - call 1 Cor. 5:15-19.
When you feel down and out - - - - call Romans 8:31-39.
When you want peace and rest - - - - call Matt. 11:25-30.
When the world seems bigger than God - - - - call Psalm 90.
When you want Christian assurance - - - - call Romans 8:1-30.
When you leave home for labor or travel - - - - call Psalm 121.
When your prayers grow narrow or selfish - - - - call Psalm 67.
For a great invention/opportunity - - - - call Isaiah 55.
When you want courage for a task - - - - call Joshua 1.
How to get along with fellowmen - - - - call Romans 12.
When you think of investments/returns - - - - call Mark 10.
If you are depressed - - - - call Psalm 27.
If your pocketbook is empty - - - - call Psalm 37.
If your loosing confidence in people - - - - call 1 Cor. 13.
If people seem unkind - - - - call John 15.
If discouraged about your work - - - - call Psalm 126.
If you find the world growing small, and yourself great - call Psalm 19.

(via mrsquon89)

jamilogic:

Jade please don’t get upset…over hating ass hos like the creature who sent you that anonymous message
Because just because we can read that its 11:19 pm doesn’t mean that we have time for all that bullshit.Why pay attention to…a response that was sent from Staten Island I mean I don’t understand. What is Staten Island someone please explain because that bitch must be claustrophobic because she has absolutely no room to talk. No room whatsoever I can just feel her anxiety over there especially since she sent that weak message.
So Jade dear please be more offended that she sent you that mediocre message rather than a message that is even worth your time
Ghetto fabu bitches…she is so pressed. I’ve paid my debt to have that weak insult thrown at me. I have come too far. I’m too blessed to be stressed by that. 

jamilogic:

Jade please don’t get upset…over hating ass hos like the creature who sent you that anonymous message

Because just because we can read that its 11:19 pm doesn’t mean that we have time for all that bullshit.
Why pay attention to…a response that was sent from Staten Island I mean I don’t understand. What is Staten Island someone please explain because that bitch must be claustrophobic because she has absolutely no room to talk. 
No room whatsoever I can just feel her anxiety over there especially since she sent that weak message.

So Jade dear please be more offended that she sent you that mediocre message rather than a message that is even worth your time

Ghetto fabu bitches…she is so pressed. I’ve paid my debt to have that weak insult thrown at me. I have come too far. 
I’m too blessed to be stressed by that. 

(Source: kegelkween, via justonebullet)

I’m going to be on tv tomorrow because my game is going to be on MSG Varsity

jamilogic:

I need a new headtie for te occasion

Maybe my dollar sign one

Or my white and blue beanie

You will not wear any of those things except the beanie or i will embarass the whole team with my zebra pink leggings 

(Source: kegelkween)